As I’ve mentioned before, I lost 23 during the 6 weeks after my ex-husband left. 2.5 years later I am still down 18 pounds. Not too shabby. Anyway, that isn’t the point here. The point is that I had a lot of people ask me after I lost the weight if my boobs had gotten smaller. Nope! And I was SUPER happy about that. I can honestly say that my boobs are the thing I like most about myself. I worried that they might go away with the weight loss, but they hadn’t. Or at least I thought
3 days ago I was looking at my naked self when I got out of the shower (I was actually brushing my hair) and I felt that my boobs looked smaller. Hmmm. I tried not to think about it and went about my day. Well the next day I noticed it again. What the hell?! So finally yesterday I asked a male friend “Dude, do my boobs look smaller to you?” and he says “Yeah, I was gonna ask you about that.” HOLY HELL! How is it that over the last 2.5 years my boobs stayed the same size, but now all of the sudden this week they are noticeably smaller? I don’t get it. How does that even happen?
So this afternoon I made a trip to the mall to see what happened if I tried on a smaller size bra. I was VERY happy when I tried on a cup size smaller and it was too small. I guess this could mean that they shrunk enough to be noticeable, but not enough to completely change cup sizes. Believe me, I am still not happy about this revelation, but it is not as awful as I thought it might be.
Yeah, so…. it seems like my girls shrunk and I’m not happy about it. I guess if I’m gonna have to deal with smaller boobs then I need to get my butt in gear and get rid of those last 5 pounds. Then I can be super skinny Meghan with smaller boobs. I guess that would be okay. My bestie offered to give me some of hers though. I had to explain that I was fairly certain it didn’t work that way. But it’s the thought that counts.