So I just sent my best friend Laura an IM with a link to the picture below and said “If I was a dude, I would totally use cheesy pick-up lines.”
LMAO. Sorry. It is So totally inappropriate, but so freaking funny. Anyway… She told me that I should still use cheesy pick-up line, but I just don’t feel there are many good ones for chicks. So we started trying to put together a list.
“I was so taken by your good looks that I ran into that wall over there. So I am going to need your name and number for insurance purposes.”
“You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?”
“You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.”
“Hey, somebody farted. Lets get out of here!”
“Excuse me, but what pick up line works best for you?”
“Screw me if I am wrong, but haven’t we met before?”
“If you were a new sandwich at Mcdonalds, you’d be called the McGorgeous.”
“Was your Dad a baker? Because you’ve got a nice set of buns. (I would TOTALLY use this one!)”
“If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?”
“Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?”
“Sorry, but you owe me a drink. [Why?] Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine.”
“Let’s make like a fabric softener and snuggle.”
“I seem to have lost my phone number. Can I have yours?”
What is your favorite pick up line? Have you ever actually used one and had it work?